Birthday Countdown
Our bodies could be skin on skin and I’d still pull you closer. you intoxicate me (via n4ughty-y)

(via n4ughty-y)

243,346 notes

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

image

image

(via drown-me-in-million-dollars)

574,071 notes

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via drown-me-in-million-dollars)

255,047 notes

therobotmonster:

fuckyeahradiodeadair:

i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.

(via phobias)

240,334 notes

westleyy:

i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

(Source: delvins, via phobias)

579,463 notes

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(via unicornonkush)

504,578 notes

girlseatgirls:

just come over and we’ll watch netflix or make a sex tape idk we’ll see what happens 

(via therealpussy)

99,342 notes