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And I hope that you remember me. Ed Sheeran (via alltag-lst-treibsand)

Once Time

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Our bodies could be skin on skin and I’d still pull you closer. you intoxicate me (via n4ughty-y)

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so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter



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Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.

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i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

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i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

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just come over and we’ll watch netflix or make a sex tape idk we’ll see what happens 

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